“You can’t wait for inspiration.
You have to go after it with a club.”
Jack London
I was fed up. Not with the unbridled street crime and the lame Bolshevik economy, but with myself. I was finishing school and had to apply to university in the summer. I was also inevitably approaching my eighteenth birthday — the age of maturity as they say — and felt a bit nervous about that. You can be as nerdy as you want, but you have to respect your hormones. Up to that point, I would not have had much to show for myself if I had had to take part in a manhood initiation rite. You know, the usual Siberian stuff: drinking vodka by quarts, dogsled racing, wrestling with a street bear, and sleeping all night on the bare snow. Sorry guys, just kidding — none of that stuff at all.